Hi! I'm Esiako and I have no idea what I should put here O.o
Reblogged from koyotte  79 794 notki
Posted 21, maj, 2013
  • Me:

    Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.

  • Friend:

    I don't even know how to respond to that.

Reblogged from thorinwantsthebaggins  28 804 notki
Posted 2, maj, 2013
  • Dad:

    Don't put the new knives in the dishwasher, okay?

  • Me:

    Why?

  • Dad:

    Because you'll blunt them

  • Brother:

    Oh, did you hear that laddie, he said we'll blunt the knives!

  • Dad:

    ...what

  • Me:

    BLUNT THE KNIVES, BEND THE FORKS

  • Brother:

    SMASH THE BOTTLES AND BURN THE CORKS

  • Dad:

    ... no

Reblogged from foureyednessie  19 743 notki
Posted 22, kwiecień, 2013

REBLOG IF YOUR PARENTS HAVE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE COMPUTER

keaterlicious:

emblemtres:

dirtybongobeats:

I’m trying to prove something to my parents, because they scream at me and think I’m the only one who sits on the computer all the time

welcome to my world

my world 8.4

If only parents… My new roommate starts to point it out and I feel a bit weird ;_;